Back to work again, heigh-ho…

Sunday, 30 September 2007

Well, my use-or-lose leave has expired. Actually, come to think of it, it officially expired on Friday, but I had the weekend to get used to the idea of going back to work. Oddly, there’s nothing that I can point to as a real problem with going back to work–I’m just not looking forward to being back on a schedule again. Get up early, stay at work all day, do the things that you’re supposed to do… it’s all good for me and I do better when I’ve got form to my days, but I never look forward to it when I’ve been away for a while!

And really, since I’ve been playing computer games all day, that’s all that I have to say! So I’ll leave you with this:

Your home is a Philanthropic Muse’s Castle

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you “have people for that.” There’s a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom has a bedside table with a pad for writing down late-night inspirations. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.Your home also includes a gallery of your favorite works — the originals, of course. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.And, you have a pet — a cat named “Vincent”.Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream House!

Found courtesy of raincoaster.


Hopping on the polygamy bandwagon

Saturday, 29 September 2007

I just watched a TV movie about polygamy that got me thinking… This, added to the fact that I recently went through the first season of Big Love and have read a couple posts about polygamy lately, has made for lots of food for thought or, as one person I know would have it, “blog fodder”.

It does seem that polygamy–OK, polygyny–is the alternate lifestyle du jour for Hollywood (and thus for us the consumers of entertainment). This is a trend that will probably peak and taper off, as has the taste for all things vampire-related (though a new TV show about vampires makes me wonder if that trend will be resurrected–or made undead, as the case may be). And it leads to some interesting questions about marriage, love, relationships, community, soulmates, cultural values, and extended families–things that we’ve been dealing with rather unsuccessfully in secular America for the past century or so.

It does seem that currently we’re preoccupied with the home-grown American variant of polygamy, mostly associated with fundamentalist Mormon sects (though they’re not acknowledged by the Church of Latter-Day Saints). But something else that makes the issue relevant is the fact that polygamy is an allowed practice (though not necessarily the norm) in Islam as well–and our nation as a whole has had to become a lot more versed in the practices and beliefs of Muslims, since 9/11.

I think we’re at a loss about what we think–or what we should think–about a practice like polygamy. On the one hand, there’s something that strikes us as inherently off about one man having many wives. That might be the result of cultural conditioning, though, and two thousand years of Christian monopoly on cultural values. Besides, some argue, there’s plenty of Biblical precedent for polygamous marriages–Rachel and Leah, the wives of Jacob, being the first obvious example that come to mind (then again, what a dysfunctional example of a family!!!). Oh, and Solomon’s 1000 wives… or was it 300 wives and 700 concubines?

The point is that in a society where we feel it’s wrong to make judgments about people’s cultural practices (except when it suits us, and we call it “human rights”), we are starting to realize that we don’t have a leg to stand on to condemn those who live in plural marriages. We can even see that their communities and families are more tight-knit than our own, and that’s something that we admire. After all, if we’re not going to fuss about other alternate lifestyles, why interfere with theirs?

Personally, I’m convinced that a person needs to apply critical thinking to this and other cultural values. Yes, in some ways their lifestyle seems to provide things that we lack in our society, but what is the result when a large community practices polygamy? We’ve heard plenty in the news about that–young girls forced into marriages often with very much older men, boys being forced out of the communities that they grew up in (because they were threats to the elder men), and other things like that. I think that if polygamy easily fell into being a consensual setup where all the adults involved made a true commitment to one another and to their children, we’d see more of that and less of the other.

Then again, living with “serial monogamy” doesn’t seem to produce any better results… For what it’s worth, it’s probably all part of the human condition. Yikes. Sometimes thinking about marriages and relationships (especially in these terms) makes me just want to swear off the whole thing…


1234–tell me what you’re looking for

Thursday, 27 September 2007

Let me just say, I love Google! As I caught up on this week’s TV premieres, one of the recurring ads I’ve seen is for the new iPod nano, something about videos. It’s a fun TV spot, but what makes it really compelling is the video that they picked to spotlight, with a catchy (read: earworm) song and visually arresting choreography. So of course I had to type in the words, as I remembered them, in Google (with the show on pause on my DVR). “One two three four, tell me what you’re looking for.” Well, of course I was wrong–the song says “One two three four, tell me that you love me more,” but due to the wizardry of the Internet, it still turned up lyrics here, and within another couple clicks I was at the video:


1234 by Feist

And the video is great, with intriguing choreography, including the camerawork, somewhat reminiscent of a Busby Berkeley musical number in a classic movie (Here’s an example.). But I couldn’t have found it without Google–and once again I’m reminded of the old days when a question like this: “What is that song?” would take forever to unearth, because among one’s immediate acquaintance probably no one had heard of Feist…

The funny thing is that this happened to me only a few days earlier with the song on the Old Navy ad…


Ingrid Michaelson’s “The Way I Am

Anyway, I guess this is a good time to say happy 9th anniversary (birthday?) to Google… (which I only knew about from their site)


Lost Day

Wednesday, 26 September 2007

tired woman in front of computer
When I emerged from the computer last night at midnight, I realized that I had spent all day on the computer. I actually forgot to eat, though I did go through my coffee for the morning (that lasted until mid-afternoon). A very strange thing it is, to spend an entire day on the computer… and not something that I care to repeat again in the near future, though it was nice to feel caught up again on all things Internet.

It’s funny that it’s not nearly so engrossing to spend all day watching TV or reading–you periodically get up to eat, stretch your legs, visit the restroom, that kind of thing. But on the computer, one second it’s mid-afternoon and the next it’s midnight, seemingly. Though it occurs to me that this may not happen to everyone else.

I got back in bed last night feeling as though I’d never really emerged from it… and somehow, I lost my entire Tuesday in the midst of all that. What a strange thing!


Politics confuse me

Tuesday, 25 September 2007

Ahmadinejad speakingAs I surfed the Internet news this morning, I noted that all the blogs were a-twitter with the recent address of Iran’s President Ahmadinejad to Columbia University. That is, the news-minded or politically-oriented blogs. Anyway, they’re seesawing between outrage at the invitation and irritation at the university president’s either better-late-than-never or too-little-too-late condemnatory introduction to the speech. Well, that’s the conservative take on it. Apparently the other side of the coin is that he shouldn’t have condemned Ahmadinejad at all? Oh, but the denial of the presence of homosexuals in Iran is a problem? Politics confuse me.

Personally, I suppose that keeping up the pretense of amicable relations with Iran is probably a regrettable necessity until such time as our government deems it appropriate to cut off all our diplomatic relations with that nation. Which may or may not ever happen. I would certainly be displeased should my own educational institution extend an invitation for him to speak, but then, did we really expect different from this particular university? As I recall, they’ve become well-known lately for booing conservatives off the stage and other actions like that. So it’s just not surprising that they’d do this.

I do hope that should it ever come down to a real war with Iran, even the “edgy” decision makers who chose to give Iran’s president a platform would support their own country, but I also suspect they might not. However, I’m still holding out hope that we can figure out a way to deal with Iran that doesn’t involve war. I’m not sure it’s possible, but I really want it to be so.


When nerdiness and superficiality collide…

Tuesday, 25 September 2007

I just spent hours this morning creating a spreadsheet based on the charts that Wikipedia runs for America’s Next Top model. These charts show Tyra’s call-out order for each week, with the loser inevitably last, and color coding shows such pertinent statistics as Cover Girl of the week, reward winner, etc. Examples here and here, and this cycle is just starting up…

The only thing I can say for myself is that it hones my Excel skills–I figured out how to insert and hyperlink a button on the spreadsheet (for easy updating of the statistics each week). I may use this skill to update the spreadsheet I made for tracking my finances… See, it does have a use!

ANTM spreadsheet (I am such a geek!)
(Click to see full-size)


A nation besieged

Monday, 24 September 2007

Catching up on the news (via Internet) this morning, I’m struck again by the notion that American attitudes about our place in the world are changing rapidly. Watching 9/11 retrospectives always does this for me; I’m reminded of what a different place the world was through the late ’90s and right at the Y2K changeover (remember that term?). Who would have predicted that the real societal transition wasn’t going to happen at 1/1/00 but in the ninth month of the true first year of the 21st century.

Some people thought that the post Cold War nineties were the beginning of the “end of history“. I think the military must have subscribed to that theory–my military training (developed before 9/11 and the War on Terror–or whatever you want to call it) in early 2002 focused on MOOTW, pronounced in militaryese as “MOO-ta-wah”, an acronym for “Military Operations Other Than War” and how the American military’s main fight was isolated small involvements, generally for humanitarian reasons, overseas. Of course then, with the Afghanistan conflict already started and the Iraq War in the planning stages, our instructors did warn us that military doctrine was changing, but we still hadn’t completely shifted paradigms yet.

Of course, my thoughts lately have been more about pop culture and our society in general and our reaction to outsiders, to being at war, and things of that nature. Back on 9/10, America was flying high, albeit a little jostled by the dot-com bust, divided by the contested 2000 election, and wracked by guilt at our “sole superpower” status, based as it was on a history of (as we were taught in college) marginalization of minorities, slavery, ruthlessness of the white Europeans, and the subjugation of all that is right and good in the world. Come to think of it, these same things are still being taught now, but some people seem to have wised up to the fact that it is a party line. I hear more questions now than I did ten years ago. I even saw one nature program recently without the standard ending montage about how “the greatest predator” is evil humanity, with their pollution, brutal disregard for nature and super-evil corporations. But I digress.

Back in early 2001, no one thought that much, one way or another, about the Middle East and Americans who had roots in that part of the world. It was just the neverending Israel/Palestine peace process. They were just another ethnic group in a country replete with them. Yeah, now and then there was a movie or TV show with the “Arab terrorist” theme, though for multiculturalist reasons generally the terrorists were mid-40s white males with vaguely European accents and apparent neo-Nazi (and industrialist) aims to take over the world. But we didn’t take the threat of terrorism seriously. It seemed like an outmoded threat only carried out by redneck nutjobs.

Second Tower 9/11Back in 2001, it took the second plane hitting the World Trade Center for us to realize we could be under attack. However, now the first thought most of us have during a catastrophe is that it was caused by terrorism, and not of the redneck nutjob variety. And shrill as the screams of “Islamophobia!” may be, a growing portion of our population seems to think in Us/Them terms. While we might bite our collective tongues to avoid saying something impolite or not politically correct, it’s a knee-jerk reaction to worry about the Flying Imams or the Egyptian students who disappeared (and were later found) a while back. At the same time, we feel bad that good people who have no connection with radicalism or political movements in their region of origin have to deal with people’s knee-jerk reactions to them. I’d hate it if people instinctively recoiled from and furtively watched women with a Scandinavian/Germanic heritage. I’d always have something to prove…

I think what worries our arbiters of the media and culture so much is that there is a real change in American opinions over the past 6 years. We’re developing the attitudes of a people at war, strange as that may seem in light of the widespread opposition to the war that we’re currently engaged in.

Hurricane KatrinaEven our lives at home now seem to be those of people who are at siege… there are constant worries about being “safe” from all sorts of threats–bacteria, pandemics, head injuries while riding bikes, aging infrastructure, availability of air evacuation if we have an accident on vacation, killer hurricanes, obesity epidemics, and the list just goes on… Somehow, we transitioned from a “Whatever!” society to a nation of timid, family-centric, “hunkered down” people who see threats in their own shadows. We’ve definitely gone from being the Masters of the Universe to feeling like Universal Targets. Which I think is a shame.

I think the problem is that we’re afraid to name the threat. We’re worried about being offensive or ethnocentric, so we diffuse our attention to all possible threats anywhere. It doesn’t help that the people in charge of most of the information that we receive would prefer for us to look anywhere else than at another culture for enemies. We should look within ourselves, or if worst comes to worst, outside at the environment (and the evil corporations), and fear, because fear sells lots of stuff. But living in perpetual fear has got to be worse than looking the enemy in the face, naming it, and going on to determine what we have to do.

Lord VoldemortAnd as I wrote that, I thought of the Harry Potter books. Especially of the “He Who Must Not Be Named” controversy that erupted in the last few of them. Perhaps that was what FDR was talking about when he said that “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.” (Full speech here.)

Are we fearing fear itself, these days?


Too much time off???

Friday, 21 September 2007

I think these are intended to be sidebar items, but I find I’m a little embarrassed to make these permanent fixtures… Wow, fantasy reality teams have come a long way since when I used to play Fantasy Survivor back in 2001… or was it 2000?

As silly as it is to follow reality shows, I’m enjoying having the new season of them start up. Last year I couldn’t get into the new TV season because I was in training and then leaving for Iraq where I figured my access to current American TV would be minimal, at best. However, taking a year off reminded me of the fact that while following TV shows is fun (when there’s nothing better to do), you really don’t miss them when you’re busy with other things. But when life is as normal here in the States, there aren’t so many other things for me to be busy with, so why not?


The Test

Thursday, 20 September 2007


I took the Defense Language Aptitude Battery (DLAB) today, despite having quite the comedy of errors in my attempts to get there and back. I woke very early so that I could get my morning caffeine before heading in to take my 8 a.m. test, and watched a backlogged episode of CSI: NY as I drank my coffee. I’d been waffling back and forth about whether I should wear my uniform in to take the test or if I should just wear civilian clothes, since after all I am not officially on duty. I decided to go with the civvies, because I figured I’d be more comfortable and I’ve seen other military folks do personnel stuff in civvies when they were on leave. As it turned out, I made the wrong decision. I showed up 20 minutes early for the test, but she looked at me funny and then told me that I had to be wearing my uniform–it was a military slot.

Thankfully, I was the only person taking the test this morning, and the next test that the woman in charge needed to officiate was scheduled for 1 p.m. So off I went for a quick-change, hoping and praying that the traffic wouldn’t be too bad. It took me about an hour to get home, change, and get back there, but then I was there and everything was in place. I tried to get over my annoyance, but it did give me a minor burst of adrenaline which might have been a good thing.

The test itself was–challenging. What the websites said about it held true; it was lots of grammar rules and trying to hear the right answers out of multiple choice. When you’re listening for a correct translation of an imaginary language that you’re learning on the fly, multiple choice can be very difficult. However, one of the articles I’d read suggested making a small mark on the answer sheet when you think you heard the right answer, and I took that advice. It proved extremely helpful–especially when the translations grew longer and more complicated. I came out of it feeling like I’d done a decent job, perhaps even a very good job.

And then on the way home I realized I’d left my cell phone in the drop box there… but at least this time I wasn’t all the way down the road. I had to turn around, enter the base yet again (my third time for the day–I’m sure the gate guards must have wondered what was up with me), and picked it up from her. I hoped that all this airheadedness wasn’t a precursor of my performance on the test. However, I suspect that this was because I was so test-focused that all the peripherals were being forgotten.

Anyway, I received my results this afternoon, and I did very well indeed! I was so glad… I got the score that I needed to pursue the program I’m applying for, and then some! (It’s nice to know that my gut-sense after the test that I’d done pretty well had played out; all the drama with the PT test a while back had me doubting myself.) Now, of course, I sort of wish that they’d pick people based on test scores alone, but that would be ridiculous, because so much of a test score depends on natural test-taking ability.

It’s funny how natural all this language stuff feels to me–I pursued math all the way through school. And while I do well at math, it’s never been as natural a fit. I guess I figured it was more worthwhile because it was harder to do. Anyway, I definitely intend to devote myself to some language studies now, since I never got past the “hello, goodbye, where’s the bathroom, I don’t understand” stage with languages I’ve taken until now. (French and Czech to date, a couple lessons in Arabic, and greetings and numbers in assorted European languages)


Tests and TV premieres

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Well, it’s back to life as normal as of today. My mom who’d been out here for a week and a half went home yesterday, and my apartment felt sort of empty with just me and the cats as a result. No worries–I went out and bought a ton of yarn so that I’d never have empty hands as the new TV season starts up this week! Tonight I already watched the premiere of America’s Next Top Model, a rather dreadful guilty pleasure. They have a token smart girl this season (Ivy League student), which I always enjoy. (How long will it take her to whine about how stupid all the rest of the girls are? Oh, wait, she already told Tyra that in her audition!)

But all silliness aside, I have something real to do tomorrow–I’m taking the Defense Language Aptitude Battery (DLAB) test, in order to measure officially my aptitude to learn languages. I’m doing this for a program that I’d like to get into–you have to get a pretty high score, but from what I read about the test, it sounds like stuff that I’m normally good at, so I hope it’ll go smoothly. No sense in getting nervous–that just impairs your performance! However, several very smart people that I know took the test and got high scores but not quite high enough to get into this program… which makes me question how well I’ll do. (Apparently they let you retest but only after a certain amount of time has elapsed.)

But I just took a mini-DLAB called the CTI challenge, and scored well… so maybe I’ll be OK. (Though often this kind of pre-tests give you false hope because they’re ridiculously easy in comparison with the real thing.)